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I man walks into a bar and orders some 18 year old Scotch, "No older, no younger."
The bar tender says to herself, "We have no 18 year Scotch. I'll just give him some 5 year old scotch, he won't know the difference."
When the man takes a sip of the whiskey he says, "I said 18 years. This is only 5 years. I want 18 year old Scotch."
The bar tender then get's the man some 12 year old Scotch thinking he won't know the difference. The man sips the whiskey and becomes outraged. "I know the difference between 12 year old scotch and 18 year old scotch! I want 18 year old scotch!"
Then a man in the back a the bar pisses in a bottle without anyone seeing. He walks up to the angry customer and hands him the bottle. When the man sips the piss, he spits it out and yells, "This tastes like piss!"
The other man smiles and says, "good, now tell me how old I am."
hahaha lol
good one!! lol.
lol Cool!
Gross! Lol! :D
Yeah, that was gross! :p lol